Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Spank bank

It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.

Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion

by Spank master 2 February 1, 2021

Spanked

To get killed by gunfire. Originated in Pittsburgh, Pa

"who got spanked in the ghett last night?"

by Sicksynse February 2, 2021

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

Spank gown

Accepted attire for an evening spent thrapping oneself into tomorrow. Usually resembles some sort of Hugh Heffner dressing gown, silky and maroon in appearance. Waist tie essential for quick recovery should one be interrupted, or simply to stop the breeze causing shrivellage during a mid-session stroll.

Mate, it's 7pm and your in your spank gown already.....

You've been in your gown all day..

by Valley! September 24, 2013

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011

SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH

DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!

by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011