spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!

Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!

by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 09, 2018

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

spank my granny

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?

by IBanana03 May 07, 2018

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 05, 2018

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank

(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.

by Mama Pete October 20, 2018