midnight snort

getting out of bed and snorting a certain substance as the clock hits midnight.

“hold on guys i gotta go get my midnight snort”

by jerge floiyd November 19, 2020

Butt-snort

Snorting coke up yer butt.

Ahh..shit...i gotta butt-snort this next one...

by Butt-snorters Anonymous May 9, 2021

wertle snertle

A phrase used by a 'shade tree' auto mechanic to describe the thingamajig (usually black) attached to the motor with wires running to each spark plug. Also, sometimes referred to as a whatchumacallit.

Get my flat blade screwdriver and pop the top off the wertle snertle.

by willy billy wonker July 31, 2021

Chalk snorter

Someone half-wit who a deadshit coke addict

Oi Daniel, your're a chalk snorter

by Warmdoughnut399 November 29, 2021

Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Granny Snorter

Someone who’s grandmother has been melted into ash and grandma ash is snorted

Person 1 : (Mean Words)

Person 2 : Shut Up You Granny Snorter

Person 1 : (Cries)

by GrannySnorter69 April 6, 2022

Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022