envy_snipedyou 

Good at Fortnite is a sweat

My favorite TikToker is Envy_snipedyou ohmost at 1.3k

envy_snipedyou by Envy_snipedyou April 4, 2021

Salty Sniper

When you catch cum loads from exceptionally far distances.

That girl I met at the bar last night caught my load from the second floor. She’s a real salty sniper.

Salty Sniper by SloppySeals July 5, 2022

cumshot sniper

The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.

He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.

cumshot sniper by EFIL4ZIFG July 8, 2022

uk gelato sniper 

when the cheeba hits different and transforms into a holy strain incapable of human invention

fuck? - this must be some uk gelato sniper

uk gelato sniper by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

Slipendictomy by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

Slipe 

To slipe - a dog shuffling along the ground on two legs, scraping its arse on the floor to clear blocked anal glands. The equivalent of a good human scratch, usually caused after too much rich food.

Someone stop Rover quickly, he's about to slipe all over the priceless Persian carpet!

Slipe by Tristram Smith April 4, 2016

snape killing 

When you kill a loved one to prove to your dark overlord that you are their right hand man, but it is all a cover because you are an agent for the good guys.

I am snape killing my parents to show the boss I'm on his side, but I'm going to defeat him for the other side.

snape killing by TheAxel October 7, 2016