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i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.
"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."
by tyrone mista May 25, 2008
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smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.
Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.
by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009
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Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.
(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."
by Colin Davis October 10, 2006
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smoosh room

a room in a house used specifically for smooshing or having sex
he didnt want to get his sheets dirty so he took his date to the smoosh room.
by idunno27 January 7, 2011
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Smoothify

The girl was about to smoothify her bananas and melons when her father walked in and started beating her up.
by fabolousdaniel8 April 3, 2013
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slootha

a female that is willing to "give it up easily" i.e. slut
I slayed a couple sloothas at the club last weekend.
by ya boy showtime March 11, 2011
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Smotherism

-noun
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.
Smotherism has done for Calcutta's starving masses what Catholic priests have been doing for little boys for generations...
by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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