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butter skater

1.A peon; Someone not worthy of real attention; Someone who has a bad job; Somone who has to do something degrading.
I can't believe that guy thinks he is better than me... what a butter skater.

History: based on the men who skate around the griddle with butter pats on the feet to oil up the griddle for Paul Bunyun's pancake breakfast.
by Chris Reilly May 20, 2005
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A person that comes to work and is seen by many people but is never found at their desk. They never seem to have time to get their work done. They usually have a "prop" that makes it look like they just "stepped away" from their desk. Something like a Cup of Coffee, a Pair of Glasses laid beside their computer, or a sweater/jacket resting on the back of their chair. Their calendars are never shared. Cell phone is never charged. They never seem to get anything done nor does anyone know of anything that they have completed. The two times of the day you will see them are in the morning when they enter the office and at 5:00pm sharp as they leave the office. Though, sometimes they stay late to make it look like they are really busy.
Worker1: "Hey do you know where Ann is?"
Worker2: "No, she is a Skater, no one can ever find her"
by ButterMN May 18, 2006
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skater

a group of people who have nothing better to do than sit on a quarter pipe while smoking a quarter of pot. usually become bums as there age advances. most of the time they can be caught cracking incredibly stupid jokes while trying to play pranks on eachother that involve their penis.
"wow that skater never does anything productive"
by nannerchuck August 12, 2009
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skater

grease young white males that dont shower or cut their hair
that guy has to be a skater
by jason andregg November 9, 2006
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Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged
The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him
by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007
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Slaserbeam

the combination of a verbal slay with the force of a laserbeam; describes an epic slay that can often prove fatal
"Bro! You just got hit with a slaserbeam!!"
by KingoSwingo August 18, 2008
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scaterbrain

when your head is a mess and you can't collect your thoughs. you feel a mess and cant get a handle on anything. can be scary.
dude i'm so monged from lastnight. got a proper scaterbrain today. it was that last doobe... i knew it was a bad idea!
by bearos December 16, 2008
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