A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
Get the Bald and Skinnymug. by yamumskinny179 March 31, 2019
Get the Skinnymug. If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.
Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!
So yeh, Skinny Dicking
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.
Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!
So yeh, Skinny Dicking
Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf
by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022
Get the Skinny Dickingmug. going naked or topless surreptitiously in a area not approved for nudism, esp. for recreational purposes rather than only copulation or sunbathing
We hiked for several hours into a hard-to-reach area and set up camp. We went skinny for the remainder of the day, which made it a little hard to keep our hands off each other.
by Shon Wan! April 18, 2014
Get the skinnymug. Someone who is 6’4”, 205 lbs, and possesses godly striking built from years upon years of kickboxing experience. His favorite thing to do is clip roidhead bodybuilders on the way in. “Claaw” is how low IQ tren junkies say “clown”.
BJJ “black belt”: I weeu be waiting for Adezhanya... (brain processing)... skinny claaw Adezhanya... (brain continues to buffer) vs Whittekur.
by Shattered heavens October 3, 2020
Get the Skinny claawmug. by DK_Grenadier October 20, 2022
Get the Skinnymug. by ConradKing July 28, 2022
Get the Damn skinnymug.