the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008

home skillet

Home Skillet is a proper noun used to describe a caucasian male from rural areas who thinks he posses the same street cred as an afro-american from the "hood". This individual may be seen wearing a wave cap and a flat billed hat. The subject may also be witnessed wearing Urban apparel, gold chains, and talking in Eubonics. This term is said to have been originated in Southwestern Kansas by Mr. J. L. Wiser whilst making fun of said individual "homeskillet". AKA: Wigger

What's up G?

Not much Homey, jus chillin'.

Ah-ite then, keep it on the realz.

Peace home skillet. ....F-ing turd.

by Back Door Moe September 1, 2006

Skill4lf

Skill4lf, A Famous world wide Legend on the Massive Online Game, Runescape. He is known for his Leet Skills and his Wealthiness.

Holy Elephant, Skill4lf added me on Runescape! I can sell this Runescape Account for $1,000,000.

by Skill4lf January 21, 2009

Nappy Skillz

One Of Black Decent Who Has Skills in everything they do.

Damn, that nigga has Nappy Skillz on computers and other electronics..get him to fix it.

by William Greene December 19, 2005

whip skills

The ability to drive very good while you are under the influence of any substance mainly mary jane
(excluding alcohal : dont drink and drive)

Passanger 1: You want me to light this blunt
Driver : yeah aces
Passanger 2: duces !!!
they cruise the blunt
{ car somewhere driving on I-90 through cleveland everyone is high}
Passanger 1 : how fast you going
driver : 120
Passanger 1 : slow down
Passanger 2 : pussy
Passanger 1 : dude i dont wanna die
Passanger 2 : trust me you wont die he can drive high
Driver : belive me man i got whip skills

by Shaquifa Tonia June 13, 2008

Silky Skills

The best kind of skills, real silky.

Steve: I've been playing drums all week
John: You'll never be a match for Bill
Steve: Why not?
John: Bill has silky skills.

by silky skills mcdowel July 8, 2009

Shilluminati

Anyone using reason, logic, facts, peer reviewed papers etc. to refute a point made by any of the many pseudosciences or conspiracy theories which results in said person being accused of being a paid shill.

The Food Babe banned you from her page? Welcome to the Shilluminati

by Yossarian420 June 24, 2015