skeet jockey

One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.

"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"

by jimmytootall December 24, 2008

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Skeet radius

The ten-foot radius surrounding all heterosexual males inside which another heterosexual male may not ejaculate.

Will: Dude, I gotta rub one out.
Chris: No, man, you're in my skeet radius!

by The Endd June 10, 2008

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skeet snot

When a man cums in the woman's nose and it hangs out her noseholes like snot. Like little babies but with cum.

If sniffed can cause retardation.

"Ummmm... i love when skeet snot leaks from my nose all the way to my tongue!! fuck !"

by nicesht February 21, 2009

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Skeet Bitch

Universal Phrase used to insult someone or make fun of something.

"If you dont smoke weed, you are a skeet bitch"

"Fixies are for skeet bitches"

"I went to this party, and Connor called everyone there a skeet bitch"

"Frank called some hipster a skeet bitch, then smacked the kid with his own U-lock"

"Mike get out here and smoke with us you skeet bitch!"

"Lauren is a skeet bitch"

by restinpissnodoubt November 2, 2009

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Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".

1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.

by Biomechanical December 2, 2005

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