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summer hoe

A hoe that won't respond to your snaps
Emma was being a summer hoe last night when she wouldn't respond to my snaps.
by Lex101010 May 28, 2016
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You're So Last Summer

Greatest song EVER written!
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.

The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!
by HeyRomantica March 4, 2009
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Hot boy summer

You rob banks all summer, and towards the end of the summer you kill 2 or more people and get life sentence.
John: let’s go do a hot boy summer bro! Fuck them girls
by Juize May 23, 2021
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Hot Girl Summer

instead of "Hot Girl Summer" it shall be "Hoe Girl Summer" because literally everything girls do in Hot Girl Summer is sleeping with every dude they see, which could result in you being taken as a hoe.
by nah man420 May 9, 2021
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Summer

The name summer means a girl who is young sexy espically funny and also strong but very horny aswell she is a fun type of person and is very unique unlike other woman and girls , she also has a lovely personality and she is also a sex freak too she likes to party and have fun alot
Summer
by shannon129G April 8, 2013
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summerexia

The eating disorder that comes but once a year.
The reduction of food consumption during the summer months. Most commonly caused by distraction of summertime activities
"Wow, you sure have lost a lot of weight this summer"
"Yeah, I've been so busy trying to chill with everyone before they leave, my summerexia is out in full force."
by Jbot5000 September 25, 2008
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Summer Fool's Day

Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.
You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
by Dr Bombay June 18, 2010
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