scorpio

scorpios are sensual, sexy and mesmerizing. they're loyal and sweet to the very end. they're highly intelligent have a quick wit. all the scorpios I know are adventurous, curious and very loving.

damn that wendy girl is hot! she must be a scorpio!

by janine April 24, 2004

fat sharpie

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

Ben Sharpiro

A Jew that has no spine and only defends Israel while being a annoying ass bitch in the process.

Ben Sharpiro defends Israel at any chance he gets.

by unwokeking October 26, 2020

scorpion deathlock

A scorpion deathlock is a sex position when a woman is laying on her stomach and the male arches over her, grabbing both breast and coming down hard in the anus, as if stinging her. Extreme precision is needed to get the penis into the anus at such an extreme position.

Yo I heard Anna got scorpion deathlocked last night, I bet her anus was really in pain.

by The 13th Hour June 18, 2010

Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.

That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.

by MathPlus November 5, 2020

sharpi

a marker, derived from the name brand

Hey asshole get me a sharpi so i can mark this shit.

by matthew dufrene May 13, 2005

sharpie season

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".

Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!

by soinluvwitu2 May 27, 2007