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Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey
Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*
by Bruhnham July 23, 2021
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Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
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dip shocked

When someone says something very fucking retarded, and then they get the sudden feeling that they were being retarded.
BEN: That was a very fucking stupid thing to say, you sounded like an arsehole.

RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.
by 700-FILL September 21, 2014
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Shell Shock

RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!
by viviecho October 2, 2018
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shock and aww

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
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shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos
He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!
by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018
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Shock Tuah

Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.
It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.
by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024
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