shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

by TONY-88 December 23, 2008

Momentum Shift

The moment during a particular sporting event, particularly table tennis when the god of momentum makes a stark decision as to who he wants to win. If he chooses the opposing player this is defined as a momentum shift and is crucial in defining the outcome of the match.

Sam: 'you're so lucky, you didn't deserve that point at all'!
Will: 'thats a definite momentum shift-the god has sided with me'!

by Will Oakeshott December 11, 2011

A-Shift

1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.

Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”

by Chief Benjamin Franklin March 7, 2020

Shape Shifter

Someone who employs the use of aides to enhance appearance in the hope of attracting a mate. note. could also be termed "false advertising" or "female transformer"

Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.

"Hey man check out that shape shifter over there, she is currently quite attractive."

by Elita One March 17, 2009

shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007

Shiftry hugger

A pokeomn trainer on the villains side, who has a tendency to use grass pokemon (has nothing to do with enviormentalists, from Shiftry, a pokemon which is half grass and half dark)

James, of team rocket is an example of a Shiftry hugger.

by Light Joker April 8, 2004

Shifty

(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.

"Don't stare at that shifty over there. He looks like he wants to start something."

by Elubart May 1, 2006