Big daddy moe farm shed special

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet

Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

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Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again

Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.

by Socky Joe July 2, 2025

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James sleep schedule

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.

Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that

by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025

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The Boof Shed

A shack in the everglades that people meet at to shove things up their butt. Sometimes people will use it as a word to describe a poor looking structure.
It is also typically abbreviated as TBS.

Friend 1: Hey, come check out my house!
Friend 2: What kind of boof shed is that?

Friend 1: Yooo I just got some lube and 14 cantalopes, you wanna hit up The Boof Shed?
Friend 2: Oh hell yeah!

by wLloydS August 8, 2025

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National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022

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