Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016

SPIDER FACE

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.

Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!

by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009

Spiderman

The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.

Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.

by VK August 19, 2004

Spiderface

A hot girl with a fugly face. She's hot depsite-her face. Spiderface. Similar to Butterface.

Vince hooked up with Amy even though she's a spiderface!

by t0pl355 June 16, 2010

spider karma

The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.

(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.

by ed pluribus unum June 18, 2011

Vagina Spider

See definition of "Queef"

Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
Guy: "You nasty bitch."

by Hugelefty March 11, 2008

angry spiderman

it is the same as the spiderman but insted of throwing your cum you slap her across the face with your cum filled hand.

mary jane told spiderman she didnt give head so he pulled out and gave her an angry spiderman... now she knows better

by the scorpion August 19, 2008