His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
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Used in the Semisonic of the same name
Used in the Semisonic of the same name
by monkeyboy1000 September 1, 2009
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While sailing the seas of Alaska with my parents, I was experiencing the glory of Secret Sex with the boat help.
by Ruprect July 26, 2006
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by toto August 29, 2005
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I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.
If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.
Secretards need not apply!
If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.
Secretards need not apply!
by Duh da duh December 26, 2008
Get the Secretard mug.The secret sniff is a sexual technique that has evolved over the years to prevent the unfortunate situation of fellatio on a less-than-ripe vagina.
To perform the secret sniff, one most slowly and carefully start the oral foreplay somewhere in the region of the woman's bosom. Whilst moving south towards the area of the subject's fertility field, one should then start a process of subtle nasal inspection. The secret sniff is just that, a quiet, inconspicuous, drawn out sniff that if done properly would alert the oral giver to a potentially undesirable vagina. In extreme cases, the smell can be picked up as far away as the woman's neck. Legend has it that a poor male once had unintentionally performed a secret sniff from across a bedroom, leading him to down a jamo and proceed directly to rushed sex.
To perform the secret sniff, one most slowly and carefully start the oral foreplay somewhere in the region of the woman's bosom. Whilst moving south towards the area of the subject's fertility field, one should then start a process of subtle nasal inspection. The secret sniff is just that, a quiet, inconspicuous, drawn out sniff that if done properly would alert the oral giver to a potentially undesirable vagina. In extreme cases, the smell can be picked up as far away as the woman's neck. Legend has it that a poor male once had unintentionally performed a secret sniff from across a bedroom, leading him to down a jamo and proceed directly to rushed sex.
Poor Dave, I heard he had a cold last weekend and was unable to pull the good ol' secret sniff on that slut he picked up. He said food tasted like spoiled sea bass for a week
by secretsniffer10 December 21, 2010
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Depending on the state of the two people. This maybe found arousing.
Depending on the state of the two people. This maybe found arousing.
by NoPouties July 25, 2010
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