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Here’s my sex story
My boyfriend had asked me to come over. I knew right away what for - I could already feel some of my juices drip down my leg! I was so so so horny now. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door. God he was so sexy when he’s naked. I stared at him for a while, then said ‘fuck me’ with the wildest look in my eyes. ‘Whatever you want baby’ he replied. He threw me onto the bed and tied me up so I couldn’t move. He climbed on top of the bed and licked my soaked pussy. ‘Mmmhhh’ I said ‘oh fuck yeah, suck on me daddy’. So he did. God it felt so good, his warm saliva on my already wet pussy, and his tongue showing in and out. I asked him to rail me with his cock, and he shoved it right in me. ‘Aaaaahhh oh god that feels so good, ah yeah fuck me daddy. FUCKKK MEEE!!!!’
Part two coming soon ;) xoxo - h
My boyfriend had asked me to come over. I knew right away what for - I could already feel some of my juices drip down my leg! I was so so so horny now. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door. God he was so sexy when he’s naked. I stared at him for a while, then said ‘fuck me’ with the wildest look in my eyes. ‘Whatever you want baby’ he replied. He threw me onto the bed and tied me up so I couldn’t move. He climbed on top of the bed and licked my soaked pussy. ‘Mmmhhh’ I said ‘oh fuck yeah, suck on me daddy’. So he did. God it felt so good, his warm saliva on my already wet pussy, and his tongue showing in and out. I asked him to rail me with his cock, and he shoved it right in me. ‘Aaaaahhh oh god that feels so good, ah yeah fuck me daddy. FUCKKK MEEE!!!!’
Part two coming soon ;) xoxo - h
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