It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

snotsdale

What everyone who doesn't live in Scottsdale AZ calls Scottsdale. Mainly because of the perception that all residents of Scottsdale have a condescending attitude.

I really need to do some heavy duty shopping but I don't want to go to Snotsdale.

by hahum May 6, 2008

That's not what your mom said last night

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

A braindead quote from a braindead minecraft "youtube shortist" who told their braindead fans to spread it all across YouTube.

Cody: "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨"
Matthew: What the fuck are you saying?

by wrennywrenjywren January 16, 2022

It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

by ImNotALobster June 7, 2017

it's not that kind of party

When someone does something inappropriate or too extreme for that exact time or place.

person 1:"My fly is undone"...
person 2:"it's not that kind of party!"

by kipsix October 19, 2010

That’s not very cash money of you

When someone does something that’s kind of an
asshole or irrelevant.

Bro, that’s not very cash money of you!

by Dictionary Elle January 25, 2020