The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.
The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
Member1: I'm feeling happy today.
Moderator: Yay!
Member2: WTF did you mean by that?
Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
Moderator: Yay!
Member2: WTF did you mean by that?
Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
by Dawn Coyote June 17, 2008
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Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
by TJromanowski February 15, 2009
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The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.
Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
by pseudomoney April 6, 2010
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Get the Silvie mug.a. "Do you mind if I speak to you another time, im a little bit busy."
b. "Of course I don't, you silly bean".
b. "Of course I don't, you silly bean".
by Lauren Turner November 1, 2007
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1) A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts master currently fighting for the UFC. Nicknamed "The Spider" for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts.
2) Current UFC-Pride FC Middleweight champion.
Verbs:
1) To kick everyones' asses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you.
2) To Fuck someone's shit up in five minutes or less.
1) A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts master currently fighting for the UFC. Nicknamed "The Spider" for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts.
2) Current UFC-Pride FC Middleweight champion.
Verbs:
1) To kick everyones' asses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you.
2) To Fuck someone's shit up in five minutes or less.
Noun:
1) Anderson Silva is the best Pound-for-pound fighter in the world.
2) I can't believe Anderson Silva just kicked someone's ass so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight.
Verb:
" I was ready to fight the guy but then I heard he Anderson Silva'd some fool last week. He may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again."
"Hey, did you hear the good news? I put on ten pounds, can't wait to Anderson Silva those fat bastards down at the gym.
1) Anderson Silva is the best Pound-for-pound fighter in the world.
2) I can't believe Anderson Silva just kicked someone's ass so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight.
Verb:
" I was ready to fight the guy but then I heard he Anderson Silva'd some fool last week. He may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again."
"Hey, did you hear the good news? I put on ten pounds, can't wait to Anderson Silva those fat bastards down at the gym.
by 187 on the motherfuckin' rocks October 28, 2008
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