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shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.
Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"
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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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Shatty

Explaining that someone has soiled themselves.
"Can you believe Tyron shatty himself again?"
"Man stay away from her, she smell like she shatty herself."
by Lacombbr July 16, 2018
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shatty patty

wow michael, what’d u eat for dinner? that’s a huge shatty patty
by Kender Bender December 26, 2018
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Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.
by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019
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shotty hotty

A firearm specifically 12,14,16 Gauge.
Ms.Parker heard someone trespassing in her home so she began to load her shotty hotty.
by Ézila Cartier February 22, 2019
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Shitty Sean

What mir called sean because he missed 5 layups in a row
by BaldCrackHead May 30, 2019
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