Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.

1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.

by JNorman911 October 26, 2016

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

shrimping

the act of putting shrimp in one's property or belonging

No one was found guilty of shrimping Connor's bathtub.

by aspark June 14, 2021

Shrimping

When a man ejaculates in the arse and gets a straw and sucks it out

Hay babe wanna try shrimping tonight? I got new straws.

by Zea-Zee June 24, 2021

Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)

Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."

by c0mradekast February 4, 2019

shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.

“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”

by m&ewashere June 3, 2025

Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths

Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "

by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022