shief

When a women farts feces out of her vagina.

When she woke up from a night of fetish sex she didn't have enough napkins to wipe up her shief

by Dr z April 8, 2014

shitebag

A worthless person who is considered to be a "bag of shit".

(Dublin Slang)

I went down to get me dole but the shitebags in the office said I had to get a job.

by Muckbag July 15, 2003

meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.

1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!

by Masaki July 26, 2006

Shiel

A guy that is super caring and funny. He’s always there for no matter what. And he’s great in bed. He loves sex and is probably the most handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He’s probably gonna be the richest guy you ever meet and the guy of your dreams. Hold on to him forever and make sure he knows how much you love him. He’ll be there for you even if you haven’t talked.

That boy. He’s a real Shiel

by A Friend 😉😚 December 28, 2017

skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009

Shiterette

That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.

Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"

by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008

Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.

Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.

by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011