retardeeze

People who are completely retarded that try to speak but end up making no sense.

Can someone translate retardeeze, i can't figure out what this douchebag quick_draw21 just said on muchosucko's comments.

by muchosucko June 26, 2008

Retardedlyflailing

when one person moves along a stack of twigs, flailing his arms retardedly.

Ricky like's to flail, he's retardedlyflailing :D

by Mike The Mexican December 3, 2009

Retardedsyndromemiosis

An elite form of retardation..

(created by K.Cook)

The young boys mother snorted so much cocaine during her term that her son was born with Retardedsyndromemiosis.

by de la cook April 23, 2010

Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Retardeder

When someone acts more retarded than they usually do.

Stephanie is acting retardeder today than she did yesterday when she hit my car.

by blah888888 September 9, 2011

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardec

The disease that someone or something might have that causes one symptom, the state of being of retarded. The cure for this disease can vary to how the thing had retardec. If used to indicate a living thing or object, it would mean it was slow, or if used as a slang term, stupid. This disease is regularly non-contagious, but depending on the case, it can be. On the grammer of the word, it is is normally mispronounced with the S as a K, when in fact, it sounds like a S.

"Man, my computer has Retardec! It's running so slow, it is a Mac, but it should be able to run Crysis 2, right?

by Dr. Megawarp January 26, 2012