by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006
Get the retard wrangler mug.The Return of the King is the greatest movie of all time. It is based on the book by J.R.R. Tolkien, which is also amazing. It is part 3 of the trilogy. It is tied for the most Academy Awards ever won and is the 2nd highest grossing film ever.
Budget was $94 million.
It made $1119 million, or about $1.1 billion.
Budget was $94 million.
It made $1119 million, or about $1.1 billion.
by Huntermunkey April 12, 2008
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the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign
old people, line-retard
by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009
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"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."
by UprTupr December 29, 2012
Get the Morbidly Retarded mug.An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.
Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
by Ze Doctor April 9, 2020
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Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."
Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."
Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."
Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."
by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007
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Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 2, 2011
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