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First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2010
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rate

lan, should be cl_updaterate 101, cl_cmdrate 101 and rate 25000
or if ur infinity or xan, 30, 30, 7500
*adriaN* "infinity ur such a chode"
x3ro <3 mwaz h4x 1337
by heats November 24, 2004
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ear raped

Ear Rape
(verb)

when a male takes his penis and tries to force it to another's ear. It is not meant to give pleasure; It is meant for torture and pain. It's meant for a male to hurt someone and its rape only into the ear. The person getting it forced into the ear can be another male or a female. Ther male forcing it into the ear could also be a shemale
R: Did you hear about that 16 year old lady who was ear raped by that 55 year old man?!

T: Yeah! I can't believe it! It must've hurt a lot and I hope shes okay.
by BVBSixx June 21, 2014
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Rateoholic

Someone who has an obsession with rating stuff like Urban Dictionary words and Youtube Videos and other stuff.
Mike wouldn't come off the computer because he coukdn't stop rating things; he is such a rateoholic!
by computerrer February 8, 2012
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Rafted

The sexual act of placing food items (typically meat) within a hotdog or hoagie bun and, then inserting that bun in to a dilated anus. Once the food item is removed it may or may not be consumed by the parties involved.
She Rafted a hotdog and then ate it.
by IronSteamship May 26, 2014
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Rarted.

More Socially acceptable form of saying "Retarded" use this form of retarded to impress your friends with your politcal correctness.
*mexican girls do sone dumb shit in class*

" Are you guys Rarted. !!"
by _Ocean._. December 5, 2018
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rarted

This is when a member of your friend group has no common sense and does stuff only brain dead people do
jerry- god damn it the boy went rarted ffs get the rope
by Hewhowatches February 8, 2019
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