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bar raper

Quasi-DDR Move
The Margarine of DDR Dancers.
The Diet Coke of DDR, only one calorie! Not even even enough!

A person hated by all DDR Dancers.
Garrett is a bar raper and ergo he sucks.
by A. C. Brantley October 21, 2004
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Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.
Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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Roberto Alomar

Joe Morgan was good but he's no Roberto Alomar.
by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008
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Robert Pattinson

A dazzling actor, best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and for his upcoming role as the dazzling Greek god like Edward Cullen in the feature film adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's novel, Twilight.
Girl 1: Who's that guy?
Girl 2: That's Robert Pattinson. He dazzles me frequently.
by Kristaynuh April 20, 2008
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oral roberts

Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though
I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson
by JOSH April 5, 2005
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f'ing slut raper

A person that is mean to women and doesnt know what a slut bomb is. Usually a male who beats on women and doesnt really get the ladies because they dont know how to talk to real girls just their blow up dolls that they practice with and use the date rape drug numerous times.
You know how John is never seen with any real girls? That is because he is an f'ing slut raper and never gets any that isnt forced or drugged up.
by friendsofafriend November 4, 2005
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Robert

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!
I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.
by SakuraSaku October 28, 2006
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