cunt punt

to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points

Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.

by cthruskin January 31, 2023

Pup-punting

(pup-punt-ing)

Derived from puppy kicking.

When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.

Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.

Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.

by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023

Martius Pugna

Of Mars the God of War, Martial Combat in the nature of incapacitating

My Mixed Martial Art is called Martius Pugna and describes the nature of style

by Decibel Cause July 27, 2024

Kink Punter

Someone that dislikes any kinks in any form, might also be referred to as "vanilla".

You know Brian? He's a kink punter.

by EUReTr00 February 14, 2024

pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024

and...punt!

Someone runs to a ball and says"and.." and as they kick it, shout"punt!"

Now and...punt!

by plato! April 18, 2024

Mug Punter

Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.

Look at Paulie! 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , No chance ! He will go blow his dough on the brickies PC now. Proppa mug punter that Paulie.

by Cornicello kid April 28, 2024