Psychopelic

A pelican with a mental disorder causing them to eat humans

I swear I just saw a psychopelic down the road! He was eating Gerald

by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022

psylo

Just a normal guy who likes to play video games and edit videos professionally for a living.

BSDK woh dekh psylo

Waah Waah aise ladke ke saath meri beti ki shaadi hogi

by GamyAayan April 20, 2022

Psycho Swiftie

See Swiftie.

The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.

There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.

To find one look for the following signs:

- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.

- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.

Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's

Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"

"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"

"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"

"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"

Scenario 2

"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"

"No, hbu?"

"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"

"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."

by Matt Sterbater November 25, 2022

Experimental Psychology

A statistics course under a slightly less repulsive name. Often taught by uptight professors who make it impossible to pass.

Person 1: Dang, I have a test in experimental psychology today

Person 2: What's experimental psychology? sounds interesting.

Person 1: It's statistics.

Person 2: Oh, nevermind

by psycmajor10 March 26, 2009

baby psychosis

The following symptoms, when found in a baby: hallucinations, delusions, thought disorder, or lack of insight; similar in nature to mental confusion and delirium.

Children experiencing "baby psychosis" may experience hallucinations or delusional beliefs, and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.

by Birdstheword December 23, 2008

dyke-psych

When a female pretends to be a lesbian in order to gain attention and then it is revealed that she is not.

"Did you hear that t.A.t.U are lesbians?"

"No dude, that's totally a dyke-psych!"

by thebasement December 24, 2009

butt psyche

When you stick your butt in a friends face and make them think you are going to fart on them. The experience eventually loosens them up to the experience until you actually fart on them. And so the game goes on.

I thought he was going to fart on me but it was just a butt psyche!

by Dick Furgeson December 9, 2015