something that doesn’t exist
person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021
Get the two pretty bestfriendsmug. An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.
The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
Get the Closing time prettymug. JackSucksAtLife, a youtuber who acquired the channel "Pretty Women Kitchen" and is now making cooking videos on the channel.
"Have you seen the latest Pretty Women Kitchen video?"
"Yeah! I love steak from the house of kidneys, and Pretty Women Kitchen really shows us how to cook it!"
"Yeah! I love steak from the house of kidneys, and Pretty Women Kitchen really shows us how to cook it!"
by dawiidd July 10, 2023
Get the Pretty Women Kitchenmug. Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman went from a classless whore (prostitute by profession) of questionable character, to a charming self woman with a good head on her shoulders. This is the exact opposite.
Everything was cool with her when we started dating, but then she pulled a Reverse Pretty Woman on me and started banging another dude!
by WhiteySpoonswell June 12, 2015
Get the Reverse Pretty Womanmug. by hamstergirl4 September 22, 2018
Get the high key prettymug. He wishes everyone was as pretty as him, so he kisses the mirror to feel special and loved. That dude is a brainless pretty boy
by Nonamebobbette April 1, 2015
Get the brainless pretty boymug. A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.
She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.
She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.
Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!
I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!
I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)
by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021
Get the Jordan (Pretty Lady)mug.