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Pre-Unemployed

Since you have not yet been employed full time you are not considered unemployed by the government. This describes the limbo period from when you graduate from College/University and you find a job.

Generally a "Pre-Unemployed" person moves back in with their parents and works odd jobs until a career in their field of study is found.

It is usually a soul crushing period of ones life.

In recent years due to the Recession the number of "Pre-Unemployed" people has grown tremendously.
Thank god I got a job offer before graduation, My sister didn't and she has been Pre-Unemployed for almost a year.
by CmeDiG April 30, 2011
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pre-DJ

(noun) a wanabee dj; preferably a dj that mixes music with 2 computers or 2 boom boxes instead of an actual mixer &/or turntables.

Many professional DJs & MCs started off as pre-DJs before they got their equipment.
Guy #1: I like the music of this dj!

Guy #2: Well, technically speaking, he isn't a real DJ, but a pre-DJ. All he's doing is just lowering the volume of one song on one boom box & raising the volume of the other boom box. DJs tend to have alot of equipment, but he's just using 2 boomboxes.
by penis-mon October 18, 2010
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Pre-Docking

The act of preparing the male genitals, specifically the foreskin of yourself or your partner in preparation for docking.
Paul walked into the restroom and thought Jim was urinating, but from the twinkle in Jim’s eye he could tell he was actually pre-docking. Paul quickly pre-docked himself and they quickly found themselves docking.
by BeBold/Blove November 18, 2010
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Pre-Flush

To flush the toilet before finishing your 'business'. Usually done when in a hurry. eg. During a movie.
Kevin : Wow, that was quick!
Dave : I Pre-Flushed so I didn't miss any of the film
by UltimateBurrito May 17, 2010
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pre-date

When person A takes a person of interest (person B) out to lunch but does not pay. Person B does not know it is a pre-date and is for person A to evaluate whether they would like to go on a date with the person. Each person pays for their own meal.
I am taking Sally to Spring Roll on a pre-date to see if I would like to date her.
by Dr. Joey November 23, 2015
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Pre-T

Kay: Is Sam on testosterone yet?
Noah: Nah, he's still pre-t.
by ackalack293 September 2, 2019
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Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.
Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump
by Juddnelson June 14, 2016
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