Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"

by WooForSam October 8, 2007

pleasantly toasted

The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.

By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.

by Eric Demonic October 17, 2006

Pleasure Cube

A 24 pack of beer. Generally to be consumed in one sitting. Also referred to as raw potential

Dude 1: " dude, I got us a pleasure cube"
Dude 2: " word! That's raw potential baby, just like a potato"

by Dtjb May 20, 2013

pleasure piss

This is when you need to urinate really bad after masturbating or having sexual intercourse. It also feels amazing to relieve the pressure.

*cuddling with your boyfriend* Hold on, baby. I really need to take a pleasure piss.

by Lumundigirl564 January 19, 2014

pleasurement

To seek pleasure

Or enjoyment by activities

Johnny received a lap dance, therefore gave bri pleasurement.

Bri, was seeking pleasurement by having sam staying the night.

by thelostvokal October 9, 2014

Please waiting

What you are doing while your computer, television, or smart phone is loading.

Friend: Have you got the ap downloaded yet?

Me: No, I'm please waiting, just another 147 seconds.

by Atticus Jones March 6, 2016

Plebspeak

The literate form of being a fucking imbecile. If you can't sound enough like an idiot online, you purposely misspell words to sound like your tongue has been completely paralyzed as an effect of the devastating concussion caused when your parents dropped you as an infant.

"Yo, did you watch Suicide Squad?"

"Yeth." (Plebspeak for 'yes')

"Yeth?"

"Yeth! It's like 'yes', but with the 'th' sound in the end."

"You're fucking insufferable

by A Very Disturbed Tumor August 27, 2016