Plate

When you have something put on you such as a kiss. When someone unexpectedly kisses another. That makes the receiver of the kiss a plate.

Oi you know Charlie, he’s a right plate. Wait until he kisses you.

by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

Plate

something to throw across the room when you are angry but don't have anyone to punch.

Me mom was out and I threw a plate, rrrrrr

by STeveiWOnder April 11, 2019

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

Dinner plates

A girl with huge nipples

e.g. that whore has such huge dinner plates

by -G123 November 15, 2018

idiot plate

an LCD/plasma TV. Negative connotation.

jane: hey, i have purchased an idiot plate
rikki: what's wrong with your present TV?
jane: off with the old-fashioned idiot boxes

by judasray November 16, 2010

Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023