stripper pits

When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.

"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"

by Creepingdeath01 October 22, 2015

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roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.

Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.

by Scouse, Matty and Lord Kopickington January 29, 2006

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Pit Performer

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.

Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.

by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018

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Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.

Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

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