Modern Swinger by the pink spiders:
my baby's pretty as a car crash
sexy like a stinger of a hornet in your arm
just another modern swinger
singng "catch me if you can" with a cigarette in hand
its love. its heavy and it hurts and its love.
<3
my baby's pretty as a car crash
sexy like a stinger of a hornet in your arm
just another modern swinger
singng "catch me if you can" with a cigarette in hand
its love. its heavy and it hurts and its love.
<3
by Sammma April 23, 2006
Get the the pink spiders mug.While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.
She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.
by Tim2.0 November 20, 2007
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similar to a wet willie; when a woman uses her vaginal secretions on her finger to penetrate a man's ear canal.
Woman "Oh, baby, I'm so wet! Feel this!" Woman inserts finger into Man's ear canal. Man says, "Bitch, you just give me a pink maggit?!"
by Barry Ain't White September 5, 2011
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Get the Pink Floyd mug.In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 when someone dies multiple times in a row and has three time amount of normal health. Definitely the gayest of all death streaks. Usually occurs when your team is raping the shit out of the other team.
Guy 1:I tried to kill that guy, but he has has painkiller.
Guy 2:What a bitch..he sucks dick
Guy 1:Let's rape him anally.
Guy 2:What a bitch..he sucks dick
Guy 1:Let's rape him anally.
by DirtyPugsley March 21, 2010
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