Pick a plot

An expression advising someone to pick a grave plot. Usually used if someone is likely going to die.

Person 1: I think I’m good to drive home.
Person 2: Pick a plot before you do. You’re way too drunk to drive.

by The Hangman's Trick January 16, 2026

fling ding pick

A nude photograph taken of a male while doing a jumping jack.

She masturbated to my fling ding pick

by A typical guy 989 June 2, 2018

Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

bone to pick

something to argue about, a matter to discuss

Joe sounded angry when he said, "I have a bone to pick with you."

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

cherry-pick

to select the best and most profitable elements

They cherry-pick their employees at the worst possible time.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009

Take your pick

To choose something from other stuff

-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.

by fokker1337 January 24, 2008

Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

by microfilm February 9, 2015