Patrick

A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron

"Wow. That guy was such a patrick."
"Oh, i'm so sorry."

by Scotchy23412341234 April 17, 2009

Patrick

A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.

"omg i love your shoes"
patrick

by cullen596 February 24, 2009

patrick

Another word for a penis generally used around small children...

Im def gunna stick my patrick in that virginia!!

by mxzrider July 18, 2008

Saint Patricks Day

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

by mister delicious February 24, 2007

Patrick

A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot

Was that Patrick?
Yes, he was going to jack in the box with Courtney.

by GCP2davis October 21, 2011

Patrick

Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.

Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool
Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.

by theguywiththebiggestdick November 24, 2010

Patrick

Normally a huge doucher. Usually can be seen executing the "front tuck" while walking around trying to look like a hardass. Also, most Patricks feel as if they can "claim" any woman they want.

ME: "I think im gonna ask Michelle to the movies"
PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"

by doggystyle dan March 30, 2010