A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.
Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
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Get the Parker mug.A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
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Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
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Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌
Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah
*talks for a little to help*
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah
*talks for a little to help*
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