by Notoriusjoe November 16, 2006
Get the stuffed pork loin mug.Engaging in the act of fornication or copulation when you are likely to get caught, thus increase the thrill of the act. Danger Porking is usually aggressive, sloppy and messy due to time constraints.
A man calls his brother, Steve, to inform him that he'll arrive at his house in twenty minutes. Steve waits until five minutes before his brother arrives, and engages in a danger pork with his girlfriend. Steve is likely to get caught; in this scenario he narrowly escapes and pulls off a danger pork. He and his girlfriend blame their messy hair and emergence from a dark room as a " just waking from a nap."
by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010
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Sticky pork belly is the action of making a fat cum on your partners stomach then mushing your stomach against theirs while snort like a pig.
Becky: Hey destiny, guess what brad did last night?
Destiny: What's that Becky?
Becky: He gave me a sticky pork belly, and then we fell asleep. His mom had to call the fire department to separate us.
Destiny: that's so hot.
Destiny: What's that Becky?
Becky: He gave me a sticky pork belly, and then we fell asleep. His mom had to call the fire department to separate us.
Destiny: that's so hot.
by Phatcumz February 17, 2017
Get the Sticky pork belly mug.The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.
Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010
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Get the long pork mug.Flying the pork starts happening after you leave the first pub for the night, either kicked out or because of closing time.
Being quite drunk, wandering the streets at night after everything was closed down and in search for a cab, but heading nowhere and just spinning around in circles, occasionally dropping some of your personal belongings or throwing yourself into the bushes if available.
Eventually you'll get to the next whiskey bar, but all the time spent from now until getting home counts as flying the pork around.
Using 'pig' instead of 'pork' is wrong and not meaningful in this context.
Being quite drunk, wandering the streets at night after everything was closed down and in search for a cab, but heading nowhere and just spinning around in circles, occasionally dropping some of your personal belongings or throwing yourself into the bushes if available.
Eventually you'll get to the next whiskey bar, but all the time spent from now until getting home counts as flying the pork around.
Using 'pig' instead of 'pork' is wrong and not meaningful in this context.
After the gig we were just flying the pork around when the police came and arrested us for allegedly causing nuisance and antisocial behavior.
by RumburaK September 14, 2009
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