poop show

A descriptive expression which would denote a very dirty time had by all. Sometimes an occassion or party can get out of control and quickly turn into a total poop show.

A very messy event with a sloppy outcome, a typical characteristic of frat parties and college keggers

hungover kid #1 : "What the hell happened at Will's party last night?"

hungover kid #2: " I don't remember exactly, but when Mikey and those two drunk girls started taking their clothes off and dumping booze all over themselves in the living room it turned into a complete poop show!"

by jbone July 3, 2012

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Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.

I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.

by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014

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poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.

Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!

by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019

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Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

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Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021

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