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Get the Phil mug.A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.
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That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.
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