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trunk mom

A mom that puts her kids in the trunk of a car
Ohhhh you're one of those moms *sees kids in the back of the trunk* aka trunk mom
by Tpeezy November 13, 2013
mugGet the trunk mommug.

mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.
Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.
by Old Barney July 18, 2017
mugGet the mom bonermug.

emo mom

A wonderful woman that loves their emo kid and accepts them because they realize they are cool and helps them dye their hair and go shopping for the right emo clothes. Emo moms are accepting of their child and any any challenges life throws their way. An emo Mom also listens to all emo songs, AND enjoys them too!
I am so glad my Mom was so accepting of my new style and music, she is a terrific Emo Mom!
by Xx of the Mazzy August 12, 2016
mugGet the emo mommug.

tyler's mom

A nice woman but lowkey slutty prostitute
Tyler: Hey, have you seen my mom?
Me:Yeah, she's such a Tyler's mom. She sucked me off last night
by Rob The Goat Lover 3222 February 15, 2018
mugGet the tyler's mommug.

Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016
mugGet the Mom Cardmug.

soccer mom

Drive huge SUVs, are the cause of a lot of car accidents. They feel entitled since everything was handed to them on a silver platter. Really rude, and seen yelling at people in the stores at 1 pm in the afternoon in their ugly gym clothes. They probably think Africa is a country.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
by jamesmc534 November 17, 2013
mugGet the soccer mommug.

angry mom

A type of mom who continuously yells at or berates her toddler in public places.
Store Clerk One: Did you see that woman in produce yelling at her kid? He couldn't have been more than three years old.
Store Clerk Two: Yeah, one of those Angry Moms
by Derp-Watcher December 10, 2016
mugGet the angry mommug.

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