Alabama Mud Bath

One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.

Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.

by aquaducer April 27, 2011

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B November 10, 2007

Louisiana Bath Bomb

When you shit in the bathtub as you’re taking a bath

Last night I was to tired to get out of the bath so I dropped a Louisiana Bath Bomb

by Shave daddy May 19, 2021

Hot Laundry Bath

When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.

I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!

by SharkStuffer247365 December 19, 2017

bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.

Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.

by Katedog May 15, 2016

Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.

I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.

I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.

by Punker1977 December 05, 2019