1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much
2. A person who jerks off too much
"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."
"Have you seen our roommate?"
"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."
"Have you seen our roommate?"
"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."
by Solo Angus January 29, 2015
Get the steak-chokemug. by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022
Get the Steak from Jake's armmug. by Soulja Chris May 1, 2008
Get the Steak Tipmug. When a girl takes off her fishnet stockings and it leaves marks across her pussy that look like the grill marks from a steak from Ponderosa. Even more appropriate when she has beef curtains.
She wasn't wearing underwear beneath her fishnets, so when I pulled them off her big brown pussy had markings from the stockings on it and it looked like a Ponderosa Steak.
by djp1337 November 29, 2023
Get the Ponderosa Steakmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Kunais Are Steak Knives<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021
Get the Jake the Steakmug. by Ppdaddy6969 March 9, 2017
Get the steak saucingmug.