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The Purple Party

A political party in between liberal and republican (red+blue=purple) where everyone minds their damn business. Human rights are heavily prioritized among the members.
by PurplePartyFounder July 1, 2022
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Purple Slushie

A person with a red slushie and another with a blue slushie have a full makeout sesh and create purple.
Him: Let’s make a purple slushie together!
Her: I’m down
by deaddeadnessness July 7, 2022
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Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
I just gave that girl purple shorts.
by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017
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inner purple

any hidden traits or ambitions that show great flamboyance. "Purple," is used rather than, say, green or orange, because it is particularly flamboyant and favored mostly by women and homosexual men. One may imagine the "inner purple" as a shining, glittery ooze filling the thoracic cavity, and smelling of gayness. This substance emerges in those moments of, "Wow, I know you're hetero, but that is the gayest thing I've seen all day."

The inner purple incarnates the flamboyance that resides within us all.
Mr. Macho: "I listened to that CD over the weekend and--- well-- it was just---fab-u-lousss!"

Friend of Macho: "I think I just caught a glimpse of your inner purple."
by gouls June 20, 2009
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Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.
Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"
by Johney the Great February 27, 2022
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purple drunk

1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.

2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
by chillr October 10, 2013
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dingleberry purple

Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018
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