pussy doing numbers

Countless sex partners

That pussy doing numbers slow down.

by Ree3 February 1, 2017

rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019

Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

by Sexydimma October 27, 2015

Number 3

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner

Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3

by TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz October 27, 2020

Number Rape

Grabbing a girls phone without consent, entering your number and calling yourself. In hopes of calling her later and asking her out.

You: Hey, thats a really cool phone... can I check it out.
Her: Sure, no problem
You: **grab phone, enter your number and call yourself**
You: Cool, thanks!! :)

-hey man, I just number raped that girl over there.

by SerialNumberRapist April 27, 2011

Number 3

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time
Both pee and poop

I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now

by Inugami98UwU June 30, 2020