Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 01, 2019

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Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

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bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

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batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce March 14, 2018

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No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 02, 2021

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