Pizza brain

When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.

Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!

by Carlyy_marley July 23, 2017

brain pocket

When something gets stuck in your mind and you can't get rid of it, this is where it gets stuck.

I woke up with Post Malone in my brain pocket this morning

by Lorrington November 10, 2018

Hubby brain

the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey

Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain

by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015

Coke Brain

noun.

1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.

2. A psychopath on speed.

3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.

4. Frat bros.

5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.

"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".

"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".

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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"

Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."

Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."

by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022

Tiller Brain

the affect on one's brain and muscle memory from steering a sailboat with a tiller.

Tom has tiller brain. He cannot steer the new boat with a wheel.

by Siouxmac April 10, 2010

Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.

A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)

by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012