boobs for brains

When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.

Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."

by maccaronitoni November 17, 2014

puppy eyes

When a girl is giving head and looks up at her dude

Guy 1: " oh man, morticia was so hott the other night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Dude she gave me puppy eyes"

by maccaronitoni November 11, 2014

senioritis

When seniors pass first semester and start not giving a shit second semester cos they know they made it and theyre going to graduate. Only cure For this is graduation day

Girl 1: "dude why are you wearing sweatpants"
Girl 2 : "I got senioritis man. "
Girl 1: "shit"

by maccaronitoni November 26, 2014