Mikey

Mikey can be nice at times.
He knows a lot about cars and machines.
He gets annoyed easily and can be a turd at times.
Like, a big one.
He buzzed his head once…
He may or may not be gay, but he sure knows how to roll or skate!
He’s just a little fruity…

Daniel “hey Mikey, what’s good?”
Mikey “nothing much, just bought a van that’s gonna be jacked!”

by Tinsley & LA October 25, 2025

Mykayla

Mykayla is a girl who is really really beautiful and pretty and cute and sexy and smart. she may have big booty. and she’s very very very funny and makes everyone laugh. she is top 3 funny for everyone she knows. to know a mykayla is a real blessing to have in your life. she’s also very creative and did i mention beautiful already ? she’s overall an amazing person to know.

you see that girl over there ? wow she’s a real mykayla. what an amazing girl she is

by marxella29 November 7, 2025

Mikey's Curse

When someone comments under a manhwa, hoping a character doesn't become a loli therefore cursing the character to become a loli.

Please don't evoke Mikey's Curse!

by KittyJesus January 4, 2026

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

crikey mikey

Aussie version of For Fucks Sake

oh crikey mikey what is wrong with you?

by drklm November 7, 2017

Spikey Mikey

An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.

Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"

Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."

Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."

by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019

Little_Mikey

A unwavering individual from northern Alberta that has far left leanings in his political beliefs and lives in his own little echo chamber on the Internet.

I wish little_Mikey would accept everyone’s views.

by Rubydoo1 October 17, 2019