shirtless mushrooms

(Obese lady, with her shirt off, smothering, on top an 80 pound man.

The shirtless mushrooms (sheyrl) covered Danes whole body.

by Bigcockdaddies October 9, 2017

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Scarlet Mushroom

The passive aggressive act of a male who has just been post-coitally drenched in period blood. Upon noticing his red weiner, the man gently stamps any body part of the woman with the impression of his dick.

“Last night bitch went all Red Sea on me so I put a scarlet mushroom on her lower back.”

by Fallguy43 December 31, 2020

King Mushroom

An absolute sigma male and gigachad that is based af.

Man that guy is such a King Mushroom, all the girls go nuts for him

by bruh what the frick July 17, 2021

mushroom

1. Something that when eaten cuz fuck ur brain up
2. Shrooms

Man let me get some of those mushrooms

by K-Wo February 11, 2003

Mushroom Tattooist

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo

Dale winton is THE greatest Mushroom Tattooist

by Felch The Gimp March 9, 2004

purple mushroom

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead

by tony with a T February 13, 2003