trinidad mushroom patch

A penis from a male from Trinidad. That look like this because makes from Trinidad does not have any shaft. Just a penis head and ball sack

Hello sir, how's your Trinidad mushroom patch doing?

by Tf dawg July 12, 2017

Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower)

The bouncy mushroom found in gnome forest and outside of the level

#bouncymushroomneedsrespect WE LOVE Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower) !

by Mangoodmonkegood June 24, 2023

purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007

thumb on mushroom shit

Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis

Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!

by HeadLampBoys January 4, 2010

purple headed mushroom on a stick

Your dick

watch varsity blues

by babygoose August 15, 2003

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Scarlet Mushroom

The passive aggressive act of a male who has just been post-coitally drenched in period blood. Upon noticing his red weiner, the man gently stamps any body part of the woman with the impression of his dick.

“Last night bitch went all Red Sea on me so I put a scarlet mushroom on her lower back.”

by Fallguy43 December 31, 2020